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Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. 'No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!' Trying to convince him further, 'Now the mother worm is looking all over for her nice baby-worm.'

'No, she isn't,' said Johnny.

'Why not?' said the mother.

'Because I ate her first!' answered Little Johnny.
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