the-joke-shop.com Joke and Party Shop
Your Account |  Contact Us |  Delivery  |  Returns  |  FAQs |  Privacy  

Search
  The Joke Shop for Classics, costumes, gadgets, tricks, wigs and more!
Create an account or Login
You are here:    Home > Fun Pranks & Games > Jokes
Fun, Pranks & Games
Jokes
Adult
Animal
Bad
Bar
Blonde
Celebrity
Computer
Cops
Drinking
Ethnic
Food
Kids
Lawyer
Life
Lightbulb
Man
Marriage
Medical
Music
Political
Puns
Redneck
Religious
Sheep
Sick
Sports
Travel
Woman
Work
Funny Pages
Joke of the Day

Improvement at work >E-mail me
to a friend
>Bookmark me
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The Priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear lets his hand slide up her leg. She immediately says 'Father remember psalm 129'.

The priest apologizes profusely and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on when he changes gear and has ogled at her leg for the zillionth time he lets the hand slide up the leg again. The Nun once again says 'Father remember psalm 129'.

Once again the priest apologizes. 'Sorry sister but you know the flesh is weak'. Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way. Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks up psalm 129 it said 'GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY'

MORAL OF THE STORY - IN YOUR JOB YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BE WELL INFORMED OR YOU MIGHT MISS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY.
< Previous   Random   Next >

 Joke Shop Blog


Buy this now ..
Toilet Horoscope
Toilet Horoscope

£3.99

Gory Hand
Gory Hand

£7.99


Last Product Viewed
Inflatable Palm Tree
Inflatable Palm Tree

Visit this site...
Googlyfoogly - Browse Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Action Games, Flash Games, Celebrity Photos, Sexy Pics
 
  Quick Jump: . Stink Bombs Fart Machines Site Map