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Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says, 'I've seen some great pictures of Devine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!'.

Hugh replies, 'Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune'. Bill (with a chuckle), 'Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number?'

So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date. They meet and after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling 'Devine... Devine... Devine... oh God... now I know why you chose the name Devine'.

To which she replies, 'Thank you Bill. And now I know how you chose the name ...Microsoft'.
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